There are things we drink because we have to, like water. And there are things we drink for fun, like lemonade! And there are even things we drink for health, like chicken soup, which we also drink because it's delicious. And then there's this guy -- Decaf coffee. I don't know why we drink it. But some people do.
Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.
